10 ways to still act manly with the flu:
1. Re-watch the Michael Jordan flu game for inspiration.
2. Drink your chicken broth out of a pimp cup.
3. Wear layers…like NBA sweat pants, an NFL sweatshirt and an MMA skullcap.
4. If your girlfriend asks what’s wrong, just say you pushed yourself too hard at the gym.
5. Whenever you run to the bathroom, just say you have to “Boot and Rally.”
6. Give your flu a tough guy nickname like “Gut Destroyer” or “The Puke-a-nator.”
7.  Place bets with your roommates on how high your fever is going to reach.
8. Whenever you take a shot of medicine, slam the plastic cup on the counter and yell “Slàinte!!”
9. Say you got two flu shots this year, so it must be some super virus from China that finally took you down.
10. Chug energy drinks only — water is too f*cking weak, and so is the doctor who urged you to drink a bunch of it. (Y’know, the same doctor who urged you to get a flu shot.)

10 ways to still act manly with the flu:

1. Re-watch the Michael Jordan flu game for inspiration.

2. Drink your chicken broth out of a pimp cup.

3. Wear layers…like NBA sweat pants, an NFL sweatshirt and an MMA skullcap.

4. If your girlfriend asks what’s wrong, just say you pushed yourself too hard at the gym.

5. Whenever you run to the bathroom, just say you have to “Boot and Rally.”

6. Give your flu a tough guy nickname like “Gut Destroyer” or “The Puke-a-nator.”

7.  Place bets with your roommates on how high your fever is going to reach.

8. Whenever you take a shot of medicine, slam the plastic cup on the counter and yell “Slàinte!!

9. Say you got two flu shots this year, so it must be some super virus from China that finally took you down.

10. Chug energy drinks only — water is too f*cking weak, and so is the doctor who urged you to drink a bunch of it. (Y’know, the same doctor who urged you to get a flu shot.)

Look, guys, we know it’s freezing outside, but NO. This is not okay.
See more winter fashion fails at Guy Code Blog.

Look, guys, we know it’s freezing outside, but NO. This is not okay.

See more winter fashion fails at Guy Code Blog.

Welcome to the super chill life of bro-snowmen. Bromen?

These snowwomen are so hot, why aren’t they melting?

5 Women You’ll Meet On The Mountain This Winter

1. The Ski Bunny

Serious ski babes don’t like to sit around, so look for them on top of Black Diamonds or shredding the glades. 

2. The Boarder

Waiting to drop in to the park or pipe provides ample time to spark up a conversation. Did you see that guy’s 1080? (Hopefully she didn’t.) If you don’t have the skills, just work on your steeze. Style points and attitude go a long way with boarder babes.

3. The Lifty

Lift attendants deal with heavy volume, so you’ll need to stick out immediately. Engineer some lift line heroics — call out a cutter or reprimand a bully — and hopefully she’ll like what she sees. 

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How To Give Yourself An Early Spring Break

  1. Crank up the space heater
  2. Make a reggae playlist
  3. Pop open some Coronas
  4. Watch “Spring Breakers”
  5. Wear a stupid shirt

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If it’s going to snow, we might as well celebrate with cute snow bunnies. Thanks, Guyism!

Trick your brain into thinking it’s summer with these bikini pics.