Life imitates “Kroll Show”: Photos of “Rich Dicks” in the real world.

10 Advantages Of Having No Money

1. You get to feel superior to your friends with rich parents.

2. You understand and respect the true value of a value meal.

3. You can guilt your employed friends into buying you beers, lots and lots of beers.

4. Thrift store style, baby!

5. You never have to worry about acting like you’re better than everybody.

6. You get to pick up all the hot ladies at the dollar store.

7. You can tell people you’re doing research for your novel about a dude that’s poor as sh*t.

8. Your jeans with holes in them are totally in.

9. You never have to take your girl to the museum or ballet, or to a restaurant with only one location.

10. Too broke for the doctor? You get to play America’s favorite game: “Why Am I So Sick?”

8 Habits You Won’t Be Changing Next Year

1. Hitting Snooze 15 Times

…and sometimes you just sleep through your alarm. You’ve told your roommate not to believe you whenever you groggily tell him your 8:00 a.m. class is cancelled, yet all of your efforts to rise at a normal human hour have been futile. 

2. Spending All Your Time On Facebook

Never mind the fact that you spent a whole holiday party agreeing with that hot hippie girl that it’s “so important to live in the present.” 2014 is guaranteed to bring about endless checking for updates (isn’t that living in the present?!) and an insatiable appetite for more “likes.”

3. Hooking Up With Crazy Girls

Sure, it’s getting old having drinks thrown in your face, but crazy girls aren’t going to get any worse at hiding their crazy or being extremely attractive this calendar year. Buckle up and maybe consider buying a helmet.

4. Getting Most Of Your Meals At Gas Stations

How can people say those hot dogs are unhealthy when no one even knows what’s in them? 

5. Watching Too Much Porn

Sure, your computer has gotten a virus and your wrist has gotten cramped, but that’s not going to stop you from opening tab after tab of boobs after boobs.

6. Partying Too Much

You swore this would be the semester you got “serious” about school — and then a seriously hot girl asked you to do a bunch of Jell-O shots with her.

7. Spending Money Like An Idiot

The only thing worse than getting those pesky overdraft fees is forcing yourself to spend your paycheck wisely. What’s the point of a savings account when there’s so much cool stuff to buy?

8. Procrastinating

You were going to stop procrastinating this year, but you’ll just do it next year instead.

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)

10 Advantages Of Having No Money

You’re young, you’re dumb and you’re too broke to have any fun. Never fear, there are positives to not having any cash, even if your zero-balance bank account seems like it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone. (After reading this list, maybe you won’t hate Mom and Dad for cutting you off after graduation.)

1. You get to feel superior to your friends with rich parents.

2. You understand and respect the true value of a value meal.

3. You can guilt your employed friends into buying you beers, lots and lots of beers.

4. Thrift store style, baby!

5. You never have to worry about acting like you’re better than everybody.

6. You get to pick up all the hot ladies at the dollar store.

7. You can tell people you’re doing research for your novel about a dude that’s poor as sh*t.

8. Your jeans with holes in them are totally in.

9. You never have to take your girl to the museum or ballet, or to a restaurant with only one location.

10. Too broke for the doctor? You get to play America’s favorite game: “Why Am I So Sick?”

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)

A Holiday Gift Guide For The Guy Who Only Has $100 To Spend

It’s the holiday season, but you’re a baller on a budget and money is tight. It’s hard to finish your gift list with only $100 in your bank account. So focus on greasing the most important people in your life, in order, so you can have a happy 2014—-and still have some leftover for yourself! Read more.

10 Great Excuses To Borrow Money From Your Parents
1. “I just need a little help to get my professional selfie business off the ground.”
2. “I haven’t been able to go to work ever since I gave that orphan my kidney.”
3. “Beer doesn’t just grow on trees, Mom!”
4. “I spent all the money you gave me last month on Christmas presents…for you.”

5. “My gerbil just died, and I need to give it a proper funeral.”
6. “How can I dress like your little gentleman without a sensible sport coat?!”
7. “I’m this close to getting a job at that bar on the corner.”
8. “How am I supposed to give you grandkids if I can’t even take a girl out to dinner?”
9. “What, do you want me to enter a life of crime?”
10. “This is 100% the last time I’ll ask you for money today.”

10 Great Excuses To Borrow Money From Your Parents

1. “I just need a little help to get my professional selfie business off the ground.”

2. “I haven’t been able to go to work ever since I gave that orphan my kidney.”

3. “Beer doesn’t just grow on trees, Mom!”

4. “I spent all the money you gave me last month on Christmas presents…for you.”

5. “My gerbil just died, and I need to give it a proper funeral.”

6. “How can I dress like your little gentleman without a sensible sport coat?!”

7. “I’m this close to getting a job at that bar on the corner.”

8. “How am I supposed to give you grandkids if I can’t even take a girl out to dinner?”

9. “What, do you want me to enter a life of crime?”

10. “This is 100% the last time I’ll ask you for money today.”

Have a friend call their house pretending to be the CEO of a big company. Use words like “handsome” and “totally employable” a lot.

5 Kick-Ass Alternatives To Going Home For Thanksgiving

  1. Go snowboarding
  2. Have loud sex for four days (Take advantage of your roommates being gone)
  3. Watch all of the things (Hello football and that “Die Hard” marathon)
  4. Learn how to play the guitar (Chicks dig it)
  5. Work (Make that $$$$$$$$$)

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)