Don’t know what to do on your three-day weekends in 2014? We’ve got it covered for you.

Don’t know what to do on your three-day weekends in 2014? We’ve got it covered for you.

Holiday Drinks That Look Festive But Pack A Christmas Punch
1. Tom & Jerry
The Tom & Jerry is less famous than spiked egg nog, but it shouldn’t be, ‘cause this seasonal sensation is like egg nog on steroids. It tastes like a Christmas milkshake, but older guests will be impressed that Cognac is in the recipe. Just be sure to ask permission before using Dad’s high-end Hennessy.
More drinks at the source.

Holiday Drinks That Look Festive But Pack A Christmas Punch

1. Tom & Jerry

The Tom & Jerry is less famous than spiked egg nog, but it shouldn’t be, ‘cause this seasonal sensation is like egg nog on steroids. It tastes like a Christmas milkshake, but older guests will be impressed that Cognac is in the recipe. Just be sure to ask permission before using Dad’s high-end Hennessy.

More drinks at the source.

10 Worst Holiday Barf Receptacles

1. A Bucket Of Ashes

Definitely avoid vomiting into a bucket of fireplace ashes. The ashes will billow into your face, mid-puke, and since you’re near a blazing hearth, you could potentially burst into flames and be forced to run out of the room on fire, like a stuntman.

2. Christmas Tree Stand

It ruins Christmas if everybody has to watch you kneel on the tree skirt and barf among the branches and sap. “Daddy, why’s the tree shaking and groaning?!” “Oh, that’s just cousin Mark evacuating the entire contents of his stomach onto your Little Tikes Activity Garden.”

3. The Stockings

The stockings have been hung from the chimney with care, which means you need to show a little more respect than to use them as barf receptacles. There are tons of valuable gifts in there, like dental floss, and taffy, and parachute men.

4. Carolers

No matter what, you must resist the temptation to accost neighborhood carolers and barf into their hats, no matter how much they deserve it. (Note: There is nothing wrong, however, with stealing some of their sheet music for use as toilet paper.)

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(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)

10 Signs You Suck At Buying Gifts For Your Girlfriend

1. Letting her “finish first” in bed isn’t considered a gift, even if you tie a ribbon around your junk.

2. There’s no such thing as a gift card that you can use to buy gift cards and even if there was it’s still a lousy gift idea.

3. You’ve given her a shirtless, autographed picture of yourself and you’re not Ryan Gosling.

4. She insists that you don’t need to buy her something for Christmas in the middle of January.

5. It’s not a gift if a court is ordering you to give it to her, even if you wrap it.

6. You take the time to buy a nice, tasteful card so you’ll have something to put the receipt in as well.

7. You watch way too many infomercials.

8. You once gave her an “I.O.U.” for a gift and you wrapped it.

9. She still hasn’t redeemed any of the “coupons” you gave her last Christmas, not even the “Good For One Free Naked Backrub” or “Free Sex” ones.

10. You first got to know her while she worked at the mall’s returns desk.

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)

10 Signs You’re Partying Too Hard Over The Holidays

1. You’ve been to 15 office holiday parties…and you’re unemployed.

2. You’ve spent roughly $300 on mistletoe.

3. The drunk Santa outside the 24/7 convenience store tells you to slow it down.

4. You’ve called a dry cleaners to see if they can get puke out of your reindeer sweater.

5. You try dropping menorah-based pickup lines. The girl explains that Hanukkah is over.

6. You eat an extra serving of Christmas ham “to soak up the booze.”

7. You can’t remember the lyrics to “Jingle Bells,” so you change it to “Jingle Balls” and start singing about your balls.

8. The dude you’ve been talking to for the past hour is, in fact, a snowman.

9. It’s 20 degrees outside, and you feel perfectly comfortable without any clothes on.

10. You plan on taking a break right after the Groundhog Day parties wind down.

A Holiday Gift Guide For The Guy Who Only Has $100 To Spend

It’s the holiday season, but you’re a baller on a budget and money is tight. It’s hard to finish your gift list with only $100 in your bank account. So focus on greasing the most important people in your life, in order, so you can have a happy 2014—-and still have some leftover for yourself! Read more.

5 Ways To Give Your Boys A Merry Christmas

Christmas is a time of love, cheer and letting those closest to you know how much you really care. But how do you show your friends your appreciation without coming off like a total weenie? Here’s some advice on how to brighten your boys’ days without awkwardly giving them a gift-wrapped box.

  1. No pranks for a week
  2. Be the wingman
  3. Take ‘em to the game
  4. Let ‘em win
  5. Buy the next round… and the next