What’s that look on Melanie's face? Someone probably just told her she's currently ranked behind The Wendy's Girl in The Guyism 100. Sure, she’s number two on the list, miles ahead of beauties like “Big Bang” star Kaley Cuoco and “Blurred Lines” topless wonder Emily Ratajkowski, but still…The Wendy’s Girl? Who’s voting for her? Dudes who get turned on by square hamburgers? She’s cute, but c’mon…have you seen Melanie eating ice cream?

What’s that look on Melanie's face? Someone probably just told her she's currently ranked behind The Wendy's Girl in The Guyism 100. Sure, she’s number two on the list, miles ahead of beauties like “Big Bang” star Kaley Cuoco and “Blurred Lines” topless wonder Emily Ratajkowski, but still…The Wendy’s Girl? Who’s voting for her? Dudes who get turned on by square hamburgers? She’s cute, but c’mon…have you seen Melanie eating ice cream?

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Scared By The Walking Dead At Halloween Horror Nights 23

Do you pride yourself on not screaming at Halloween haunted houses? Good luck here.

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"Guy Code" for choosing your Halloween costume.

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Wanna taste my Pixie Stick?

10 Signs You’re At A Terrible Haunted House

  1. Instead of actors dressed as zombies, they just bus folks in from nursing homes. (Rude.)
  2. The fake blood smells like tomatoes, and the floor is littered with half-opened ketchup packets.
  3. You can see the tags on the ghosts’ sheets.
  4.  It’s actually a Renaissance Faire.
  5. They just set up a TV in the room and play the movie “Ghost.”
  6. The scariest part is the free STD test.
  7. You have to politely ask the vampire to stop hitting on your girl.
  8. They just lead you down the Halloween aisle at the nearest pharmacy.
  9. Instead of butcher knives or chainsaws, they chase you with sporks.
  10. One of the flesh-eating monsters asks you for a ride home after.

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