One To Two Weeks: A Nice Text
Anything more is going to freak her out. And, let’s be honest, you’re not sure yet whether she’s “that one girl you’re crazy about” or simply “that one crazy girl.”
Three Weeks To A Month: Inexpensive Tickets To Some Event
Find a cool activity and take her on an interesting date. This present alleviates the pressure of exchanging real gifts and makes you look romantic at the same time.
Two To Four Months: A Spa Massage
Massages are a fairly perfect universal girl gift. She loves them, you love hanging out with her after she’s been naked and rubbed down for an hour.
Six Months To A Year: A Weekend Getaway
Go somewhere she’s mentioned before and pack nice wine. If you’re still keeping her as a booty call after six months, avoid contact for the entire month of December.
A Year To Two Years: The Outfit She Tells You To Buy Her
At this point, guessing what she wants is likely no longer a problem.
Two And A Half Years: Jewelry Of Some Kind
Yeah, it’s expensive. Sorry. At least you’re not at…
Three Years: A Ring (Or Breakup Sex)
If she’s been dropping hints, you best be dropping coin.