BRB GONE GROCERY SHOPPING
Head on over to Guy Code Blog to read five aphrodisiac foods to serve on Valentine’s Day… and get it on.

BRB GONE GROCERY SHOPPING

Head on over to Guy Code Blog to read five aphrodisiac foods to serve on Valentine’s Day… and get it on.

20 Decisions You Will Regret Making

1. Getting into fly fishing to “meet chicks.”
2. Getting a tattoo of a band that has one hit song.
3. Eating hot wings more than once in a day.
4. Adopting an exotic pet to impress a girl.
5. Not deleting your old Myspace page.
6. Manscaping in a rush.
7. Online shopping while drunk. (Bad News: Your Amazon order of 1000 PORCELAIN CAT FIGURINES has shipped!)
8. Never clearing your browser history.
9. The fifth shot of anything.
10. Not finding a good hiding place for your Fleshlight.

10 more at Guy Code Blog

Rating a Super Bowl party by its food:
Platinum Level
Omaha steaks (in honor of Peyton Mannning), crab legs, chocolate fountain, champagne, Nyotaimori (aka naked woman covered in sushi)
Gold Level
Bacon-wrapped shrimp, BBQ ribs, top-shelf alcohol, bottled beer, lobster mac n’ cheese, pulled-pork sandwiches
Silver Level
Cheese plate, tater tots, bratwurst, pizza, keg, guacamole, huge sub sandwich
Bronze Level
Veggies plate, chips, jar of salsa, hot dogs, hot wings, canned beer, popcorn, boxed wine

Rating a Super Bowl party by its food:

Platinum Level

Omaha steaks (in honor of Peyton Mannning), crab legs, chocolate fountain, champagne, Nyotaimori (aka naked woman covered in sushi)

Gold Level

Bacon-wrapped shrimp, BBQ ribs, top-shelf alcohol, bottled beer, lobster mac n’ cheese, pulled-pork sandwiches

Silver Level

Cheese plate, tater tots, bratwurst, pizza, keg, guacamole, huge sub sandwich

Bronze Level

Veggies plate, chips, jar of salsa, hot dogs, hot wings, canned beer, popcorn, boxed wine

Fresh seafood is delicious, but canned fish is so disgusting. And canned fish semen? The only reason to eat that is apparently for the sake of other people’s laughter.

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)

5 Awesome Drinks You Can Make With Fireball Cinnamon Whisky
1. The Hotter Toddy
Who says tea isn’t manly? This is a great way to soothe a sore throat and get some boozeantioxidants:
*Hot Tea*Honey*Lemon*A heaping helping of Fireball
See more drink recipes at Guy Code blog.

5 Awesome Drinks You Can Make With Fireball Cinnamon Whisky

1. The Hotter Toddy

Who says tea isn’t manly? This is a great way to soothe a sore throat and get some boozeantioxidants:

*Hot Tea
*Honey
*Lemon
*A heaping helping of Fireball

See more drink recipes at Guy Code blog.

8 Habits You Won’t Be Changing Next Year

1. Hitting Snooze 15 Times

…and sometimes you just sleep through your alarm. You’ve told your roommate not to believe you whenever you groggily tell him your 8:00 a.m. class is cancelled, yet all of your efforts to rise at a normal human hour have been futile. 

2. Spending All Your Time On Facebook

Never mind the fact that you spent a whole holiday party agreeing with that hot hippie girl that it’s “so important to live in the present.” 2014 is guaranteed to bring about endless checking for updates (isn’t that living in the present?!) and an insatiable appetite for more “likes.”

3. Hooking Up With Crazy Girls

Sure, it’s getting old having drinks thrown in your face, but crazy girls aren’t going to get any worse at hiding their crazy or being extremely attractive this calendar year. Buckle up and maybe consider buying a helmet.

4. Getting Most Of Your Meals At Gas Stations

How can people say those hot dogs are unhealthy when no one even knows what’s in them? 

5. Watching Too Much Porn

Sure, your computer has gotten a virus and your wrist has gotten cramped, but that’s not going to stop you from opening tab after tab of boobs after boobs.

6. Partying Too Much

You swore this would be the semester you got “serious” about school — and then a seriously hot girl asked you to do a bunch of Jell-O shots with her.

7. Spending Money Like An Idiot

The only thing worse than getting those pesky overdraft fees is forcing yourself to spend your paycheck wisely. What’s the point of a savings account when there’s so much cool stuff to buy?

8. Procrastinating

You were going to stop procrastinating this year, but you’ll just do it next year instead.

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)