5 ways to get out of a fight and still save face:
Just walk awayIt takes a real man to walk away from a fight.
Be the “Hold me Back!” guyWildly jerk as your friends try to restrain you — it’ll make the other guy think that if it weren’t for all these people holding you back, he’d be a dead man.
Buy the other guy a drinkWhat’s better than making a violent enemy? Making a drunk friend!
Lie your ass off"Nah, bro, I was talking about someone else."
Go full-on crazyAct like the scariest son-of-a-bitch around, and nine times out of 10, the other guy will back down. 

5 ways to get out of a fight and still save face:

  1. Just walk away
    It takes a real man to walk away from a fight.
  2. Be the “Hold me Back!” guy
    Wildly jerk as your friends try to restrain you — it’ll make the other guy think that if it weren’t for all these people holding you back, he’d be a dead man.
  3. Buy the other guy a drink
    What’s better than making a violent enemy? Making a drunk friend!
  4. Lie your ass off
    "Nah, bro, I was talking about someone else."
  5. Go full-on crazy
    Act like the scariest son-of-a-bitch around, and nine times out of 10, the other guy will back down. 

Guy Code: Your grandma shouldn’t be a better fighter than you. (But hopefully you taught her everything she knows.)

Naked Meth-Head Seeks Job, Gets Cop Beatdown Instead

Lucky for us, it was all caught on tape. The (thankfully blurred-out) action starts at :30. And in more burger news, as citizens help the cops wrangle him, at around 2:06 one guy lends a hand, literally just a hand, because he had a burger in his other hand. Who says there are no good ones left? Oh, probably the folks who had to subdue an angry naked meth-head.

(Via CBS Sacramento)