Look, guys, we know it’s freezing outside, but NO. This is not okay.
See more winter fashion fails at Guy Code Blog.

Look, guys, we know it’s freezing outside, but NO. This is not okay.

See more winter fashion fails at Guy Code Blog.

Can’t grow a Movember mustache? Try one of these other old timey things! (Zoot suite, anyone?)

How to wear a sweater like a comfortable, toasty man: Avoid the above, unless you’re going for the falling-out-of-the-birth-canal look.

How to wear a sweater like a comfortable, toasty man: Avoid the above, unless you’re going for the falling-out-of-the-birth-canal look.

Fall Fashion 2013: The Guy Blogger Look
Yes, this was shot in our Editor’s office-cubicle at 1515 Broadway and yes, we did tell him not to quit in pursuit of a modeling career.

Fall Fashion 2013: The Guy Blogger Look

Yes, this was shot in our Editor’s office-cubicle at 1515 Broadway and yes, we did tell him not to quit in pursuit of a modeling career.

Man Pops Water Bed with Codpiece, Drowns

Florida Woman Relieved That New Boyfriend’s Penis Is Not Shaped Like a Bugle

Accidental Castration At an All-time High