You only like fantasy stuff? Football has like a million fantasy leagues.

5 Fantasy Alternatives For When Football Season Is Over

1. Fantasy Guys’ Night Out

Before you hit the town with your boys, pick one of ‘em as your fantasy player for the evening. Come up with a point system for his actions: Points given for drunken hugs, drunken fights and 20-minute conspiracy theory tirades. Automatic win if your player hooks up at the end of the night.

2. Fantasy Your Job

Select the most annoying guy at the office and rack up points when he sends you a “funny” e-mail forward, makes lame “Case Of The Mondays” jokes and gets yelled at by the boss for incompetence. Also: 10 points for every hour he spends on Facebook.

3. Fantasy Gym

Points given for catching your player flexing in the mirror and/or checking out the hot girl on the elliptical. Bonus points for “aggressive shiftlessness.”

4. Fantasy Family Gathering

We recommend you choose the weird uncle as your player, and give points for inappropriate/racist jokes around children, audible body functions (we’re talking about the burp/fart family) and getting way too drunk before sundown.

5. Fantasy First Date

You’re out with a girl and it’s not going so well, so why not entertain yourself with some basic arithmetic? Points awarded for each time she tells a boring five-minute story, mentions her ex-boyfriend or checks her phone mid-conversation. On the positive side, even if you “lose” the game by realizing she’s awesome, you’re still winning at life.

(Source: guycodeblog.mtv.com)

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