20 Decisions You Will Regret Making

1. Getting into fly fishing to “meet chicks.”
2. Getting a tattoo of a band that has one hit song.
3. Eating hot wings more than once in a day.
4. Adopting an exotic pet to impress a girl.
5. Not deleting your old Myspace page.
6. Manscaping in a rush.
7. Online shopping while drunk. (Bad News: Your Amazon order of 1000 PORCELAIN CAT FIGURINES has shipped!)
8. Never clearing your browser history.
9. The fifth shot of anything.
10. Not finding a good hiding place for your Fleshlight.

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The Code To Dating Your Smartphone Like Joaquin Phoenix In ‘Her’
You’ve gotta fail with real women first
Tailor her to your likes
Remember: Nobody’s perfect
Keep it a secret
Accept that you might still get hurt

The Code To Dating Your Smartphone Like Joaquin Phoenix In ‘Her’

  1. You’ve gotta fail with real women first
  2. Tailor her to your likes
  3. Remember: Nobody’s perfect
  4. Keep it a secret
  5. Accept that you might still get hurt
Online dating survey proves selfies, typos and emoticons hurt guy’s chances. Especially selfies taken like this.

Online dating survey proves selfies, typos and emoticons hurt guy’s chances. Especially selfies taken like this.

These five guys prove it’s all about confidence.

10 Places To Never Hit On Women

1. The melon aisle at the store.

2. A funeral…especially open casket.

3. A wedding, and you’re the groom.

4. A restroom line. Great place to chat, ‘til the pooping ruins it.

5. The gym…especially in the showers.

6. During your murder trial.

7. The hospital’s maternity ward.

8. Your office…especially if you work at a nursing home.

9. A WNBA locker room.

10. Single mother’s support group.

Got any more to add to the list?