1. Getting into fly fishing to “meet chicks.”
2. Getting a tattoo of a band that has one hit song.
3. Eating hot wings more than once in a day.
4. Adopting an exotic pet to impress a girl.
5. Not deleting your old Myspace page.
6. Manscaping in a rush.
7. Online shopping while drunk. (Bad News: Your Amazon order of 1000 PORCELAIN CAT FIGURINES has shipped!)
8. Never clearing your browser history.
9. The fifth shot of anything.
10. Not finding a good hiding place for your Fleshlight.