The 5 Creepiest Songs You Hear Every Christmas

1. “Baby, It’s Cold Outside”

I simply must go
(But baby, it’s cold outside)
The answer is no (But baby, it’s cold outside)

When you really think about it, this song is about a mild-mannered woman who’s trying desperately to escape from some sicko’s house. Each time she gives a legitimate excuse as to why she should go, he shoots her down with something predatory.

The neighbors might think
(Baby, it’s bad out there)
Say, what’s in this drink?
(No cabs to be had out there)

Yeah, WHAT’S IN THIS DRINK?! What did this scumbag give the lady? A warm mug of roofienog? Whoever this song was written about, here’s to hoping she eventually got home, regardless of the temperature outside.

4 more at the source, including “Santa Baby” — which might as well be Kanye West’s “Gold Digger.”

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