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#NewYork #standup #comedy tomorrow night in #Manhattan! #guycode #free #show #funny #comedyshow #standupcomedy #live

15 Moments That Steal Our Masculinity

1. When your umbrella gets blown inside out while you’re crossing the street at a busy intersection.

2. Going to the dentist and having that suction thingy cling to your cheek as you helplessly sit there with a wide-open jaw.

3. When you struggle to finish a set at the gym and you let out a grunt that sounds like a yelping poodle.

4. Losing to your girlfriend in “Madden 25.”

5. Riding on a roller coaster and uncontrollably screaming on the first drop.

6. Applying lip balm — any time, any place.

7. Having to stay by your girlfriend’s side as she shops for bras and underwear.

8. Every single time you don’t realize there is food stuck in your teeth until you get home hours later and look in the mirror.

9. When smoke gets in your face from BBQing and your eyes begin to water.

10. Hearing your mother call you by your childhood nickname in front of your friends, then getting tormented the rest of your life when they insist on introducing you as “Li’l Munchkin Tush”.

11. When your girlfriend asks you to order her a drink from the bar, and she’s having an Appletini.

12. Going to the hardware store and having absolutely no idea what the majority of the tools are called, especially the one you really, really need to finish building a birdhouse for your girlfriend.

13. Sampling cologne at a department store from a gorgeous girl, then realizing you’re allergic to it, and beginning to sneeze uncontrollably.

14. Taking a swig of beer, only to have it go down the wrong pipe, then coughing for the next 15 minutes as you try to compose yourself.

15. Stubbing your toe on your way to the bathroom after you’ve just had sex.

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There is one thing women will always have over men; they’re able to give birth. That doesn’t mean guys can’t use the techniques of child-bearing to get their legs and pubococcygeus muscle totally ripped. In this installment of “Chrissy D’s Muscle Couch,” Dr. Chris Distefanoteaches you The Contraction. Like all of his other exercises, it can be done on the couch while you’re watching TV.

7 Signs You Just Got A Terrible Haircut

1. You’re loyal to your barber…because he is your mom.

2. Your girlfriend suddenly lifts her “no hats in nice restaurants” rule.

3. People ask if you just got a haircut, then nod sympathetically when you say “yes.”

4. Since you got it, there has been an empty seat next to you (and only you) on every bus or train you’ve ridden.

5. You have a new nickname, and it’s the name of an unsettling animal or body part.

6. Your mom abruptly reschedules the family photo shoot she’s been so excited about, due to “circumstances beyond her control.”

7. When you show your I.D. to bouncers, they ask what happened to you.

Chris Distefano’s pickup basketball team (featuring “Jersey Shore” native Vinny Guadagnino) has more slammed d*cks than slam dunks.

Watch the trailer for Jon Gabrus’ web series “Strong Island" premiering next Monday, December 9.

The bloggers of Guy Code blog are having a free stand-up show in NYC. Come hang with us! 
With special guests:Pete DavidsonKevin Barnettfeatured comedians on “Guy Code.”
We hope to see you there!

The bloggers of Guy Code blog are having a free stand-up show in NYC. Come hang with us! 

With special guests:
Pete Davidson
Kevin Barnett
featured comedians on “Guy Code.”

We hope to see you there!

We invited the First Couple of the Code, Chris Distefano and Carly Aquilino, on the “Guy Code Podcast.” Ryan Ling and Ryan McKee talk to them about growing up in New York, their standup comedy careers and how they met.
(Pssssst, you can subscribe via iTunes and if you have a few minutes, please review the show on iTunes. We always love your feedback.)

We invited the First Couple of the Code, Chris Distefano and Carly Aquilino, on the “Guy Code Podcast.” Ryan Ling and Ryan McKee talk to them about growing up in New York, their standup comedy careers and how they met.

(Pssssst, you can subscribe via iTunes and if you have a few minutes, please review the show on iTunes. We always love your feedback.)

All your relationships summarized in 5 minutes.